Uthando oluthandayo olubuyisela emuva? Senza njalo! Nazi ezinye zeentando zethu
I-Twitter yinqanaba elikhulu lokuchitha ixesha lokusebenzisana nabahlobo, osebenza nabo kunye noontanga. Enyanisweni, i-Twitter ayikho nje ukuxhatshaza nabantu obaziyo, ukulungiselela ukuhlangana nabantu abatsha ngokunjalo. Abantu abangenakufikeleleka kwimibutho yakho yoluntu-yangempela-ntlalo sele bekhona ukuba uxoxe nabo. Yisebenzise; kuyamnandi kwe-Twitter.
Yintoni eyona mnandi ngaphezu kokufikelela kubantu ongenakukwazi ukufikelela kuwo? Ndibuza ukuba ngubani othethayo? I zidumi!
Kukho abantu abaninzi abadumileyo kwi-Twitter abangenako ukuthumela rhoqo, okanye nokuba ngaba benzayo, abaqhagamshelana nabalandeli babo. Kuba baninzi abadumileyo abangathandi ukuhlalisana nabo, baninzi abadumileyo abathandana nabo ukubuyela kubalandeli babo.
Kodwa uthini na udumo kwi-Twitter? Indawo efanelekileyo yokuqala kukuba ube nguwe. Kule ngongoma, awuzami ukwenza iimbopheleleko zobomi bonke, kodwa mhlawumbi unako ukufumana ingqwalasela yakho yesikhokhelo. Yintoni oyifunayo ukuba bazi? Indawo enkulu yokuqala yincomelo elula. Ungabatshela ukuthi uyayithanda ingoma ethile abayiculayo, ihlaya abayithethileyo, okanye i-movie abayenzayo. Ungabathumela nabo umfanekiso okanye ividyo kliphu ocinga ukuba bayathanda. Isibalulekileyo kukuhlonipha, kwaye kukho ithuba elihle lokuziqhenya lakho lingathatha ixesha lokuvuma i-Tweet yakho.
Nantsi uluhlu olufutshane lwababantu abadumileyo abathatha ixesha kwiTweet kunye nabalandeli babo. Ngaba udumo lwakho oluthandayo alukho kuloluhlu? Kutheni ungazami ukuzikhumbuza wena namhlanje?
01 ngo 05
UDaniel Tosh - @danieltosh
Ngaba uthanda u-Daniel Tosh? Ukuba kunjalo, uya kuthandana nokutya kwakhe kwe-Twitter. Ngokufana nomdlalo wakhe, ubuninzi bokusebenzisana kukaTosh kunye nabalandeli kwi-Twitter kubandakanya ukuhlambalaza nokuhlekisa umntu (ngaba unokuba nawe?). Enyanisweni, phantse kuyo yonke i-episode ye-TV yakhe ibonisa iTosh.0, uya kubelana nabalandeli bakhe i-Tweets okanye bacebise izinto ezintsha kubantu ukuba bakhuphe i-Tweet malunga. UTosh uhlala ebuza imibuzo kubalandeli bakhe, kunye neempendulo zabo ngeempendulo zabo emoyeni, ngoko qiniseka ukuba ufuna impendulo yakho kumabonwakude ukuba ukhetha ukuthetha naye.
02 we 05
Taylor Swift - @ taylorswift13
Ayikho imfihlo yokuba uCharles Swift uyabathanda abalandeli bakhe. Uye wacatshulwa esithi uthetha ixesha elide kwi-intanethi ukujonga abalandeli bakhe 'i-akhawunti yeendaba zoluntu. Ewe, ufunda oko ngokuchanekileyo, ngelixa ukhangele iphrofayili ye-Twitter ye-Swift, unokukhangela eyakho. U-Swift uye wahlala enxulumene kakhulu nabalandeli bakhe, kwaye oku kuquka i-Twitter ngokunjalo. Uze wabiza abalandeli kwikhaya lakhe langasese ukuba bahlole i-CD yakhe (equka ii-cookies)!
03 we 05
Justin Timberlake - @jtimberlake
Ngabalandeli abangaphezu kwezigidi ezingama-56 ze-Twitter, kumangalisi ukuba uYustin Timberlake unalo ixesha lokuthetha kunye nabalandeli bakhe, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ufumana ixesha. I-Timberlake ivame ukuphendula kubalandeli bakhe, nokuba ngabayi-retweeting zabo i-Tweets okanye bememezela ukuba uya kuthatha ixesha lokuphendula imibuzo yebali. Ukuba uke ubone i-Tweet njengale, mbuze kuye nawuphi na umbuzo intliziyo yakho inqwenela. Uya kuhamba kuyo yonke imibuzo ayifumanayo kwaye aphendule abaninzi kubo ngokukhawuleza. Uyakwazi ukuphendula, kwaye akanako, kodwa mhlawumbi indlela owazi ngayo ukuba awuzange uphoswe!
04 we 05
Demi Lovato - @ddlovato
UDemi Lovato unendawo esithambileyo kubalandeli bakhe. Enyanisweni, uhlala esabela kubalandeli bakhe kwi-Twitter ngokuphendula ngokuthe ngqo kubo okanye ukubuyisa iiTweets zabo. Umtsalane wakhe unyanisekileyo. Emva kokuhlambalazwa ngumculi uKathy Griffin, abalandeli be-Twitter abathembekileyo bakaLovato bavuthela iphepha likaGriffin, bathumela izinto ezininzi ukuba uGriffin wayedinga nokuba afake amapolisa. U-Lovato wangena waza wacela ukuba abalandeli bakhe babuye, nangemva kokuthuka kukaGriffin. U-Lovato ngumntu omhle ukuba akhuphe ukuba uthe wafumana isibindi sokuthetha nodumo.
05 we 05
Ellen Page - @ellenpage
Njengenja yakho? Kukho ithuba elihle u- Ellen Page . Ufuna ukuba aqambe kabusha inja yakho? Bhala nje lo mdlali omncinane umfanekiso wesilwanyana sakho, kwaye uya kukwenza igama elitsha lomhlobo wakho onomlilo. Ingenayo inja? Tshintsha isilwanyana sakho, kungakhathaliseki ukuba zeziphi iintlobo. Ngaphandle kokuqamba izilwanyana, uhlala ephendula okanye aphendule ngokucacileyo kubalandeli bakhe, ngoko qi niseka ukuba ungene, ngokukodwa ukuba unento ehlekisayo yokongeza kwingxoxo.