Iimnandi zeTweets ezivela ezimbalwa zobuntu obuhle be-Twitter
Ukuba ungumsebenzisi we- Twitter oqhelekileyo, mhlawumbi unesabelo sakho esilungileyo sabantu abadumileyo, iimpawu zoshishino, iiplani zeendaba kunye neakhawunti yomntu oyilandelayo kukukunceda uhlale unolwazi. Kukho konke okulungileyo xa ukhangele izinto ezinzulu, kodwa i-Twitter inokubaluleke ngakumbi kunoko.
Kukho abantu abanobuqili nabalwazi abaye bathatha ubunobuntu bezinye iziceleb ezaziwa kakhulu, abalinganiswa bobuqili, ama-stereotypes kunye nokunye. Abaninzi babo baye baphenduka ngempumelelo kwiiproodies eziqhelanisayo ukuba wonke umntu athabathe, ahlasele amashumi amawaka abalandeli kwinkqubo.
Nazi i-12 zezona zinto zifanelekileyo zokuqwalasela ukukhangela.
01 ngo-12
I-anyanisi
I-Onion yi-out media medialet eyenziwe ngeenxa zonke ixesha elide ngaphambi kokuba i-Twitter ibe khona. Ababhali babo baqhelanise ngobuqili iindaba eziphathekayo kunye nezihloko eziqhoqhekileyo ukuze bazive bengenangqiqo. Le yimihlobo yeendaba ezikhohlisayo ezimele zibe yinkohliso ngenjongo! Kaninzi "
02 we-12
Ngomsindo namhlanje
Ngaloo nto ibuhlungu namhlanje i-ode ephawulekayo kodwa ekhohlakeleyo kwabesifazana yonke indawo abajamelana nazo zonke izinto ezintle - ngakumbi ubudlelwane kunye nempilo yengqondo. Uninzi lwabantu luyakwazi ukuxela kuba ezinye zeakhawunti i-tweets zinyani kwaye zihlaziye ukufunda kwihlabathi labantu zixubusha iingxaki zabo kwaye zihlala zizizama ukuzithemba. Kaninzi "
03 we-12
BirdsRightsActivist
Ukuba ubuhle bezopolitiko yinto yakho, ngoko uya kuthanda i-BirdsRightActivist. Le akhawunti ye-Twitter iqhutywa ngumntu ozenza ngathi intaka kwaye unomdla kakhulu kwizopolitiko zase-US. Iifayile zihlala ziquka iipelenti eziphambili kunye neepalmatic error kunye kunye neengqinisiso kunye neengcamango malunga nento eyenzekayo ngezopolitiko. Kaninzi "
04 we-12
Isisombululo seNja
Ngokufanayo ne-BirdsRightActivist, Inja yeSolution yi-akhawunti ye-Twitter equka amaninzi okupeliswa kweepelmenti kunye neepalmatical ukwenza i-tweets zikhangele ngathi zibhalwa yilwanyana ezama ukuthetha isiNgesi. Konke malunga neenja kwaye aziyizicombululo ezinempumelelo kwiingxaki eziqhelekileyo, zemihla ngemihla. Kaninzi "
05 we-12
UBill Clinton
Ukuba ungumtshatsheli ohlazileyo kakhulu, uBill Clinton okhohlakeleyo uyimpawu ekulandelelanayo ekulandeleni kwi-Twitter. Unokumangaliswa ngendlela engafanelekanga ngayo ezinye i-tweets zakhe! Kaninzi "
06 we-12
Nkosikazi
Ewe, nokuba i-Royal Highness yayo ineakhawunti ye-Twitter. Ezinye zee-tweets zakhe zivuthwa ngokugqithiseleyo ngaphandle kwesilinganiselo, yaye ngokuqhelekileyo uzibhekisela kumntu wesithathu. Kaninzi "
07 we-12
Inzulul
Ukuba ungomnye walabo bantu abangazange bavelele kwintsimi yesayensi, i-akhawunti yeNgcaciso yeSayensi ye-Twitter (kunye ne-Tumblr blog) inokukwazi ukukufundisa yonke into ofuna ukuyifumana. Kaninzi "
08 ka 12
UYESU khristu
Njengeakhawunti yeBill Clinton, i-akhawunti kaYesu Kristu ayiyona yonke into. Ukutya kwe-Twitter yindawo yeetweets ezikhohlakeleyo nezihlaselayo. Kaninzi "
09 we-12
idarth Vader
Ilungile lo nto. I-villain eyaziwayo evela kwenye yeyayithandayo yefilimu yamabhayisikobho efilosofi i-Twitter, itweeting yonke into ofuna ukuyifumana ukusuka kumnyama. Kaninzi "
10 kwi-12
uchuck norris
Ewe, unokufumana wonke umntu onzima u-Chuck inyaniso kwi-Twitter ngoku. Unomntu omhle ukulandela ukuba ufuna ukuhleka kwaye uphuthunyiswe yizinto zonke ezintle anokuzibonakalisa. Kaninzi "
11 kwi-12
Fake AP Stylebook
Funda ukuba "ubhale okulungileyo" ngokulandela i-Fake AP Stylebook kwi-Twitter. Kulabo bafumana ukukhawulwa kwegrama efanelekileyo, oku kulandelelaniswa i-akhawunti-ngakumbi xa usebenza ekubikweni, ukubhala okanye ukuhlela. Kaninzi "
12 kwi-12
Edgar Allan Poe
Umbhali nombhali wembali ubonakala eshiyile ingcwaba lakhe kwi-tweet ezinye izinto ezinengqiqo kwi-intanethi, kunye nomnxeba wokuhlaziya kwanamhlanje. Kaninzi "