IWebhu iyimvelaphi emangalisayo yenkcazelo, kodwa yinto eninzi yamahlaya amaninzi abadlali beTV, iinkwenkwezi zefilimu kunye nezopolitiko. Ingaba uthakazelisa ngamagama okanye awukho, ezi ngcaphuno ezikhohlisayo ezichaza iWebhu ne-intanethi zifanelekile ukufunda. Nazi ezilishumi eziqokelelweyo ze-mini-collections zeengcaphuno ze-intanethi.
01 ngo-11
Homer Simpson
- "Oo, ngoko banakho intanethi kwiikhomputha ngoku!"
- "Yaye ingcaciso engaphezulu ibonisa umntu oqhelekileyo into enokucinga ngayo nge-Star Trek."
- "Akunjalo, amantombazana aseInternet ... ndiza ku-intanethi nabo naluphi na usuku!"
- "I-intanethi? Ngaba le nto isele ijikeleze?"
- "Abantwana bangcono kakhulu, Apu. Ungabafundisa ukuba bazonde izinto ozithiyileyo kwaye bazikhusela ngokwabo, ntoni nge-intanethi nakuyo yonke into."
- "Kuzo zonke iisayithi kuwo wonke webwebhu, kufuneka ndichofoze kuye."
02 we-11
UDonald Trump
- "Ndiqinisekile ukuba isihogo asifuni ukuvumela abantu abafuna ukusibulala nokubulala isizwe sethu basebenzisa i-Intanethi."
- "Silahlekelwa ngabantu abaninzi ngenxa ye-Intanethi, kufuneka sihambe sibone uBill Gates kunye nabantu abaninzi abaluhlukileyo abayayiqonda into eyenzekayo. Sifanele sithethe nabo, mhlawumbi kwiindawo ezithile, ukuvala i-Intanethi ngandlela-thile. Omnye uthi, 'Inkululeko yentetho, inkululeko yokuthetha.' Aba bantu bentsipho. Sinabantu abaninzi abazizilumko. "
- "(ekuphenduleni umbuzo malunga nokuhlaselwa kwe-intanethi) Ngokubhekiselele kwi-cyber, ndivuma kwiindawo zento uNobhala uClinton athi: Sifanele sibe ngcono kunomnye umntu, mhlawumbi asikho. KwakuyiRashiya eyahlukana kwi-DNC.Athi iRashiya, iRashiya, iRashiya-andiyiyo, mhlawumbi yinto, ndingaba ngu-Russia, kodwa ingaba yi-China. Kwakhona ingaba ngumntu ohleli elaleni lokulala elineemitha ezili-400, efanelekileyo? "
03 we-11
Dave Barry
- "I-Intanethi yintsebenziswano ebalulekileyo yodwa kwimbali yoluntu oluqhagamshelwano ukususela ekuvelweni kwefowuni elinde."
- "Yintoni kanye, i-intanethi? Ngokuyinene inethiwekhi yomhlaba wonke ishintshana idatha echanekileyo ngendlela enoba nayiphina ikhompyutha, naphi na, exhotyiswe kwisixhobo esibizwa ngokuthi 'modem', inokwenza ingxolo enjengodaka kazoo. "
- "Nangona utshabalalisa ingqondo yakho ekubukeni kwengqondo engenaxabiso, ukuguqula ubuchopho kwi-TV, thina kwi-Intanethi siyatshintsha, ngokukhululekile kwaye ngokuvulekileyo, into engenakuvinjelwa, esondeleyo kwaye, ewe, iinkcukacha ezothusayo malunga nezicwangciso zethu ze" CONFIG.SYS ".
04 we-11
George Bush
- "Ngaba imigwaqo e-Intanethi iya kuba yincinci?"
- "Ndiva ukuba kukho amahemuhemu kwi-Internets esiya kuba neyidrafti."
- "Enye yezinto endizisebenzisileyo kwiGoogle kukukhupha iimephu . Kuyinto enomdla ukubona - ndilibale igama leprogram - kodwa ufumana i-satellite, kwaye unako - ndiyakuthanda jonga kwi-ranch. Ndikhumbuze apho ndifuna khona ngamanye amaxesha. "
- "Singaba nezihlunu kwi-Internets apho imali kawonkewonke isetyenziswe khona."
05 we-11
Dennis Miller
- "Abantu babantu abantu bathi bafuna ntoni, akunjalo? Babedla ukusho kwi-fence ngelixa bexhoma ukuhlamba. Ngoku bavele bathi kwi-intanethi."
- "Into endikwazi ukuyifumanisa ngabantu abathungela bucala kwiimarike ezivulekileyo ngoku." Unokungena kwi-intanethi ngoku kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo uyabukela iimpendulo kunye nee-cybergeeks ezirekhode zonke i-nanosecond zobomi babo - yonke inyoka, yonke into yokuqhawula, yonke imirhumo yokuthintela ifakwe ngabo nguWilliam Shatner - kwaye bawukhuphe ngaphandle kwe-intanethi. Yonke inokuphakamisa umbuzo wefilosofi othakazelisayo: Ungasasaza njani ubomi bakho xa ungenalo ubomi kuqala? "
- "Kuba nje njengobomi, ekufeni asinakukuxhathisa izinto zakutshanje kwaye zilungele zonke izinto." Ndiyathetha, i-casket ene-Internet hook-up?
06 ngo-11
Al Gore
- "Ngexesha lam kwinkonzo e-United States Congress, ndathatha iqela ekudaleni i-intanethi ."
- "Ngosuku olwenziwe ngalo mazwi, malunga nokuqalwa kwe-intanethi, ndandinxinxekile kuba ndibe ndinyuka ubusuku bonke iCaccorder."
07 we-11
Jon Stewart
- "I-Intanethi iphela yehlabathi ejikelezayo amanqaku eklasini."
- "Imimangaliso eyisixhenxe eyona nto ibonisa ukuphumelela komntu kwiminyaka engama-2 000 edlulileyo iya kugqitywa yivoti ye-Intanethi ... ngoko khangela i-Howard Stern Private Parts ukuze ungene kwiNombolo 1."
- "Ngobusuku bokugqibela sasineCarol Moseley Braun kwiprogram. Undichazela ukuba kutheni ukuba abe ngumongameli ozayo waseUnited States. Ndiya ekhaya ngalobo busuku, khangela i-intanethi, kwaye uphumile emncintiswaneni. Uqikelele ukuba lo lonke ulawulo lomongameli luyiqhinga lokuya kule nkqubo. Gore wenza into efanayo. "
- "Makhe sikhulume ngehlabathi langempela ngethuba elithile, sasixubusha kwangaphambili, kwaye mna ... ndifuna ukukuzisa oko ngaphambili malunga nehlabathi langempela, kwaye le nto ndiyicinga ixesha elifanelekileyo njengalowo na. Ndiyazi ngokwenene ukubeka oku, ngoko ndiza kuba ngunqabileyo.Siyacelwa ukuba ungabi bubi.Ndiyazi ukuba sasifanele senze isizukulwana esilandelayo isizwe esingcono kunaloo esasinikezelwayo. Andiyazi ukuba ulandele iindaba zakutshanje, kodwa nje ukuhamba nathi. Kwenye indawo phakathi kwe-golide ye-intanethi yeengeniso ezilula ze-intanethi kunye nokuzikhukhumeza kombuso ongapheliyo, sava uhlobo lomsindo, Hayi, ke into edibeneyo yafa kuthi, ngoko ndiyanxolisa. "
08 we-11
Senenat Ted Stevens
- Iifilimu ezilishumi zihamba ngaphaya kwelo, i-intanethi, kwaye kwenzekani kwi-Intanethi yakho? Ngenye imini ndafumana ... i-intanethi ithunyelwe ngabasebenzi bam nge-10 ntsimbi ekuseni ngoLwesihlanu. ] Kutheni? Ngenxa yokuba idibene nazo zonke izinto ezihamba kwi-Intanethi ngokuthengisa. "
- "Bafuna ukuhambisa ulwazi oluninzi kwi-Intanethi." Kwakhona, i-intanethi ayiyonto into oye ulahla into ethile kuyo. Akuyonto enkulu. Unokuzaliswa kwaye ukuba zizaliswe, xa ubeka umyalezo wakho, uya kufakwa kwaye uya kulibaziseka ubani obeka ngaphakathi kwiphubhu yezinto ezibonakalayo, ubuninzi bezinto eziphathekayo. "
09 we-11
UBill Maher
- "Kubuhlungu gqitha ukuba kwixesha lenkcazelo awukwazi ukufumana ulwazi kwiintloko zabantu - ngokungakhathaliseki ukuba ubhala into kwi-intanethi kwaye ungafaki i-LOL - inyaniso:" Andiqinisekanga ukuba ungumKristu. "- Andiqinisekanga ukuba unesilwanyana, uJay.
- "Ndinomxholo othi i-Intanethi yenza abantu babe ngabafundi - kwaye i-FOX News yenza abantu baxhamle."
10 we-11
UHugh Laurie "kwiNdlu, MD"
- "Usuleleka okanye usingqongileyo ... konke okufuneka siyenze kukuhlolisisa ama-parasites, ii-virus, ii-bacteria, i-fungi, i-prions, i-radiation, i-toxins, iikhemikhali okanye i-intanethi ye-intanethi. Ndiza kujonga i-intanethi, izinto. "
- "Ufumana izifo ezinobuthi, ugijime ukutyikitya kwebhola yakho, awuyi kufumana nto, kodwa ndiza kufumana iofisi kum.
11 kweye-11
I-Big Bang Theory (i-TV Show)
- "Uyazi ukuba, ukuba" kukhwankqeleka "ukusebenzisa i-intanethi, i-satellites yamajoni kunye neenqwelo zezixhobo ze-robot ukufumana indlu egcwele imizekelo emininzi enhle ukuze ndikwazi ukungena phantsi ngokungalindelekanga, ndiyingozi."
- "Hayi, hayi, saphenduka nge-stereo ngokuthumela umqondiso emhlabeni jikelele nge-intanethi."
- "Khumbula xa uzama ukufunda indlela yokubhukuda kwi-intanethi?"